Laredo's Sassy Sweetheart
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“Hell-oo, there,” Ranger said. “Thanks for the tip.” He tipped his hat to her, and grinned.
The woman smiled back, one hand on her hip, the other casually resting against Bloodthirsty Black’s stall. “You’re welcome.”
Laredo glanced at Katy for an intro. Hannah didn’t seem too happy about the woman’s presence, either, especially since she and Ranger had just spent a cozy five-minute chat together.
The woman ignored the female frostiness and extended a delicate hand to Ranger. “Staying in town long?” she asked softly, her voice full of hints.
“He’s leaving in a couple of hours, actually,” Laredo replied.
“And you?” she asked smoothly, looking back to Laredo.
He probably shouldn’t tell what he was up to, Laredo thought. Katy probably wanted him to be the surprise weapon. “Uh, a guy can’t hang around beautiful women in a quaint town forever, I guess.”
“That’s too bad. We’re real nice to strangers here in Lonely Hearts Station.” The woman smiled, and imperceptibly tightened her posture so that her breasts thrust forward in an invitation even the greenest male could understand.
Laredo thought he could see Ranger’s eyes spinning around in their sockets. Wow! He didn’t think he’d ever seen his hard-edged brother so…softened up.
“This is Cissy Kisserton,” Katy said reluctantly. “Cissy, meet Ranger and Laredo Jefferson.”
“Real cowboys?” Cissy asked.
“Born and bred, ma’am,” Ranger said. Hannah rolled her eyes, which Laredo thought was appropriate.
“Well, I don’t want to keep you,” Cissy said. “Just wanted to be friendly to the visitors in town. You send them over our way for a cup of cocoa, Katy. We’ll make sure they’re well taken care of.”
“It’s a bit chilly in here, after all, isn’t it?” Ranger said. “I’ll take you up on that cup of cocoa right now, Miss Cissy,” he said, following after the beautiful woman like a lovestruck puppy.
The two of them disappeared around the corner, but not before Laredo saw Ranger slip his arm around her. Laughter floated over the stalls to them. Laredo groaned to himself. Ranger was the most steadfast of the brothers! Certainly he had his share of wild hairs—he’d been bluffing about going to do some military service for nearly a year now…of course, he’d never leave Malfunction Junction Ranch, but he’d sure been trying to put action where his big mouth was. He’d actually started hanging around the police station, trying to act civilized.
But nothing like a beautiful woman to make a man’s mouth run away from him. Laredo looked at Katy, who appeared dumbfounded; Hannah seemed disappointed down to her very orange toenails, peeping out of cut-open tennis shoes.
The expression on Hannah’s face told Laredo that Cissy wasn’t the only woman around who thought Ranger was a hunk.
Oh, boy.
“Where’s Ranger?” Tex asked, coming back to join them.
“He went off with a woman,” Laredo said. “Cissy Kisserton. You should have seen her.”
“You should have seen him,” Hannah said. “It was like watching a giant tree get felled by one termite.”
“Oh. I apologize for my brother’s behavior,” Tex said.
“Is Cissy a Never Lonely Cut-N-Gurl?” Laredo asked.
“Obviously,” Katy said.
“Whoa.” He’d have to be very careful to avoid that Venus fly trap. There was a real sensitive issue between the two salons for certain, and it clearly wasn’t all about who gave the better haircut. “By the way, Tex, Cissy was awfully helpful. She says Bloodthirsty Black pulls to the left. And when you lean, he jerks to the right with a midair kick every time.”
“Does he, now?” Tex eyed the bull speculatively. “And why was the competition being so helpful?”
Laredo looked at Katy and Hannah. “I guess she just wanted to be nice to the strangers in town.”
Katy and Hannah made disgusted sounds, gathered up their baskets with the food in them and marched off without a word.
The parting looks they shot the men spoke loudly, however.
“You just blew it,” Tex told his twin.
“What did I say?”
“First rule of girlhunting—never let a woman you like believe another woman has anything to offer you. Anyway, I’m supposed to be giving you tips on Mr. Bloodthirsty, here, not love. It’s unseemly for a brother to have to coach his twin in things any freshly minted teenage boy knows.”
Laredo’s heart sank. “Cissy was awfully friendly. I thought she was nice. And she didn’t have to tell us about the trick this old bull plays.”
“True.”
“Ranger stuck on her like glue. He didn’t see anything wrong with her, either.”
“There, then. You don’t have anything to worry about.”
Laredo frowned. Nothing to worry about except he’d upset Katy, and that was the last thing he wanted to do.
“Pulls to the left, huh?” Tex said. “When I went to the gents’, I noticed the arena was empty. There’s no one around. Let’s sit you up on Bloodthirsty and see exactly how hard he kicks.”
“Have you lost your mind? I’m not getting up on him.” Laredo eyed the bull, who was pawing at something in his stall as if he were sharpening his hooves for the kill. “Don’t we need about four other men helping us hold him?”
“If we were loading him in a chute, yeah. But you’re just gonna get up on top of this bull and get used to the feel of him underneath you.”
Laredo shook his head. “I’ll wait till Saturday.”
Tex sighed. “Look. It’s not that hard. Watch me.”
He pulled on his glove and looped a rope around the bull’s neck. The animal snorted, demonstrating his displeasure by slinging his head. Tex jumped up on the top rail, squared himself up, jumped and landed briefly on the bull’s back.
There was silence for an infinitesimally split second, and then all hell broke loose.
“I DON’T THINK the Jefferson boys are the men we thought they were,” Katy said to Hannah as they walked home. “Laredo brags, Tex is a ladies’ man and Ranger’s off with the enemy.”
Hannah nodded. “For a minute I thought Ranger might have liked me. He sure seemed to.”
Katy’s heart melted at the sound of sadness in Hannah’s voice. “It’s just that darn Cissy Kisserton. She knocks men down at their kneecaps.”
“But if he’d really liked me, he wouldn’t have even seen her,” Hannah said. “You notice Laredo didn’t so much as shake her hand.”
Katy brightened a little. “I suppose he didn’t.” Then she faded again. “But he’s still a braggart. If I were to fall for another man, I know I’d want one whose actions match his words.”
“That may be the impossible holy grail, Katy. All men pad their r'esum'es. So do women.”
“I don’t.”
“You do,” Hannah insisted. “I’ve noticed that since Laredo hit town, you’re trying to stand like our competition does. Tush out and breasts stuck forward.”