Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы
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3. He wanted to bring his girl pigs over to the neighbor's boy pigs so they could get some baby pigs.
4. The farmer loaded the girl pigs in his truck.
5. That night he went back to pick them up.
6. They would start acting real different.
7. Next morning he went and checked his pigs.
3. true: 2, 5. false: 1, 3, 4, 6.
4. 1-a, 2-c, 3-j, 4-e, 5-1, 6-d, 7-k, 8-l, 9-f, 10-h, 11-g, 12-b.
5. 1. He talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his pigs over to his place.
2. The neighbor agreed and so the farmer loaded the pigs in the truck.
3. The same night he went back to pick them up.
4. How will I know if they are going to have little pigs?
5. Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting different.
6. Eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn.
6. 1. What you say about your boy pigs sounds really good.
2. The neighbor happily agreed and so the farmer quickly loaded his pigs in the truck.
3. Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting different.
4. Eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn rather loudly.
5. The farmer could hardly get his girl pigs home – so happy they were.
7. 1. Who got a good deal on a dozen pigs at an auction?
What did the farmer get at an auction?
How many pigs did the farmer get a good deal on at an auction?
Where did the farmer get a good deal on a dozen pigs?
2. Who loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs?
What did the farmer do?
Who did the farmer load in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs?
Where did the farmer load the girl pigs to visit the neighbor's pigs?
Who did the farmer visit?
3. Who said that they would start acting real different?
What would they start doing?
How would they start acting?
Who would start acting real different?
4. When did he go to check his pigs?
Who went to check his pigs the next morning?
Who did he go to check the next morning?
When did he go to check his pigs?
5. Who was sitting at the table the next morning?
Where was he sitting the next morning?
When was he sitting at the table?
Section 8:
2. 1. A young couple were on their honeymoon.
2. How can I tell my wife that my socks absolutely stink?
3. I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating.
4. I've been very lucky to keep it from him.
5. He's bound to find out.
6. How do I tell him gently?
7. Darling, I've a confession to make.
8. So have I, love.
3. 1-D, 2-A, 3-C, 4-B, 5-F, 6-E.
4. 1-f, 2-1, 3-d, 4-k, 5-e, 6-c, 7-l, 8-n, 9-m, 10-a, 11-g, 12-J, 13-B, 14-H.
5. 1. Sooner or later she's bound to find it out.
2. Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed.
3. I've been lucky to do it while we were courting.
4. How do I tell him gently?
5. The husband finally plucks up courage.
6. He climbs over to his wife and puts his arm around her neck and says.
7. So have I, my love.
6. 1. The husband, as well as his wife, was in the hotel.
2. It was the young couple who rented the apartment.
3. Both the husband and the wife were bound to find it out.
4. Everyone in the house knows that they have left.
5. Both were afraid to confess their secrets to each other.
6. A pair of his socks was lying on the table.
7. Neither my wife nor her relatives know that my feet stink.
8. The number of married couples in our hotel is growing.
9. Honeymoon Jokes is the most funny section of the book.
7. 1. I've got really smelly feet. They've got too.
2. My socks absolutely stink. Mine also do.
3. I didn't manage to keep it from her. We didn't either.
4. We weren't dating. Neither were they.
5. I've been very lucky to keep it from him. So has she.
6. The husband has finally plucked up his courage. So have I.
7. He hadn't walked into the bedroom. She hadn't either.
8. He won't walk over to the bed. Neither will I.
9. He didn't put his arm around her neck. I didn't either.
10. He moves his face very close to hers. I do too.
11. I've a confession to make. So has she.
8. 1. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub.
2. I've got really smelly feet and my socks absolutely stink.
3. I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating.
4. The wife was sitting in the bed.
5. How do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?
6. The husband plucks up enough courage.
7. He walks into the bedroom.
8. He puts his arm around her neck.
Section 9:
2. 1. a couple was planning on getting married.
2. They decided to just go back to their new apartment.
3. The groom had three close friends.
4. They were prone to committing practical jokes.
5. They decided to pull a practical joke on their friends.