Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы
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2. What happened to your toes?
3. I had a childhood disease called measles.
4. He revealed an awful looking pair of knees.
5. It only affects the knees.
6. His wife gasped and said, «Don't tell me, you also had smallpox!»
6. 1. Two newlyweds were invited to their friend's house to spend the honeymoon here last year.
2. Just you wait! The shoes will be taken off in a moment.
3. The socks are being dried at present.
4. My toes are twisted because of the disease I had in childhood.
5. At last the pants have been removed.
6. His knees were definitely affected by polio.
7. 1. His wife wanted to know what had happened to his feet.
2. He told her he had had a childhood disease called tolio.
3. She asked if he meant polio.
4. She wanted to know what had happened to his knees.
5. He said he had also had kneesles.
6. She asked if he was having anything then.
7. He said it only affected the knees.
8. She asked not to tell her that he had also had smallcox.
8. 1. toe,
2. disease,
3. remove,
4. reveal,
5. amazement,
6. healthy,
7. wrestle,
8. groan,
9. bride,
10. awful.
Section 13:
2. 1. A man and his wife are visiting the local zoo.
2. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting dress.
3. They walk through the ape exhibit.
4. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the lady.
5. The man suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
6. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall.
7. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
3. True: 2, 3. False: 1, 4, 5, 6.
4. 1-D, 2-G, 3-C, 4-1, 5-H, 6-L, 7-A, 8-K, 9-B, 10-E, 11-J, 12-F.
5. 1. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting dress, sleeveless, with straps.
2. The gorilla begins to go ape.
3. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the lady in the pink dress.
4. The husband suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
5. He is making noises that would wake the dead.
6. The gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
7. He quickly grabs her and flings into the cage.
6. 1. The man insisted that his wife wear a cute, loose-fitting dress.
2. It is imperative that we walk through the ape exhibit.
3. The husband proposed that his wife tease the poor fellow.
4. Then the husband urged her wife to let one of her straps fall.
5. It is necessary to tear the bars down.
6. It is important that you lift your dress up your thighs.
7. It was a recommendation that you grab your wife and fling her into the cage.
7. 1. I want you to visit the local zoo.
2. I expect you to wear this cute dress.
3. Don't make him go ape.
4. I saw him jumping up on the bars.
5. They heard the gorilla grunt and pound his chest with his free hand.
6. I watched her wiggling her bottom.
7. The husband noticed the ape being excited, and wanted his wife to tease the poor fellow even more.
8. 1. The local zoo is being visited by a man and his wife.
2. His chest is pounded with his free hand.
3. The gorilla is obviously excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
4. The dead would be woken by the noises.
5. The bars are being torn down by the gorilla.
6. Her dress has been lifted up her thighs.
7. The poor gorilla is driven absolutely crazy.
8. The wife is grabbed and flung in with the gorilla by her husband.
Section 14:
2. 1. a husband said to his wife, «i invited a friend home for supper.»
2. Are you crazy?
3. The house is a mess.
4. All the dishes are dirty.
5. I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal.
6. Why did you invite a friend for supper?
7. The poor fool is thinking about getting married.
3. 1-d, 2-c, 3-b, 4-e, 5-a.
4. 1-d, 2-c, 3-f, 4-b, 5-h, 6-g, 7-Е, 8-А.
5. 1. I invited a friend home for supper.
2. Are you crazy?
3. I didn't go shopping.
4. I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal.
5. The poor fool is thinking about getting married.
6. 1. Instead of going to the restaurant with a friend he invited him home for supper.
2. She is talking to the husband now.
3. On coming home he went shopping.
4. I am fond of washing dishes.
5. He finished working after 6 o'clock.
6. He stopped eating and looked at the watch.
7. We are eating salad.
8. I am fond of shopping.
9. The man smoking a cigarette is my brother.
Section 15:
2. 1. Trying to avoid the little woman, he parks a block away.
2. He takes off his shoes, careful not to make a noise.
3. He quietly opens the door and tiptoes into the room.
4. He gets hit by a frying pan.
5. He tells the story to a friend at the local watering hole.