Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы
Шрифт:
whack! бац!
whatever что бы то ни было; что же
wheel колесо; зд. рулевое коле со, баранка
whilst = while в то время как
whim прихоть, каприз
whine скулить, хныкать
whisper шептать
whole целый
whore груб.проститутка
widely широко
widow вдова
wife жена
wiggle сленг вилять
wild дикий, свирепый
wilted увядший
win (won, won) выигрывать, побеждать
wind ветер
window окно
wing крыло
wipe вытирать
wish n желание
wish v желать
within внутри
wizard волшебник, чародей
woman (pl women) женщина
wonder n чудо
wonder v интересоваться, удивляться
wonderful чудесный
wood лес
work n работа
work v работать
working рабочий, работающий
world мир
worried обеспокоенный
worry беспокоиться
worship боготворить
worth стоимость
worthless ничего не стоящий
wrap up разг. завершать, свора чивать
wreck авария
wrestle бороться, заниматься борьбой
wrong неправильный, плохой; неправильно, плохо
wrongs недостатки, неудобства, дефекты
X
x-rays рентген
Y
yeah разг. yes да
yearly ежегодный; ежегодно
yell вопить, орать
yep разг. yes
young молодой
Yuppette сленг yuppie (a young urban professional) молодой
Z
zoo зоопарк
zero ноль, низшая оценка
Keys
Section 1:
2. 1. A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced.
2. He was hoping he could get a special rooster.
3. Before setting him loose, he gave him a little talk.
4. He mounted all the horses at the same frantic pace.
5. In the pighouse he did the same.
6. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back.
7. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.
8. The buzzard's getting closer.
3. True: 2, 3, 7. False: 1, 4, 5, 6.
4. 1-Е, 2-B, 3-D, 4-F, 5-C, 6-G, 7-A, 8-1, 9-K, 10-J, 11-H.
5. 1. He went to the market looking for a rooster.
2. I have just the rooster for you.
3. I'm counting on you to do your stuff.
4. And without a word Randy strutted into the henhouse.
5. There was much squawking and many feathers flying.
6. Randy had finished having his way with each hen.
7. The farmer was watching all of this with disbelief.
8. Oh you poor thing, you've killed yourself. I warned you.
6. 1. A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.
2. He wanted to find a very good rooster to service all his hens, and when he told this to the market vendor, the man answered: «I've just the rooster for you.»
3. «Randy here is the greatest rooster you might have ever seen!»
7. So the farmer took Randy back to the farm.
Section 2:
2. 1. He waited to see what would happen.
2. The burglar heard nothing and resumed his search.
3. This was puzzling to the burglar and he was about equally curious and scared.
4. He began working his way toward the voice.
5. This scared the hell out of the burglar.
6. He felt around and found a switch and turned it on.
7. The parrot looked at the burglar and said, «I see you and Jesus sees you.»
3. 1-C, 2-A, 3-Е, 4-B, 5-F, 6-D.
4. 1-C, 2-1, 3-G, 4-J, 5-D, 6-H, 7-A, 8-K, 9-E, 10-L, 11-F, 12-М, 13-В, 14-0, 15-R, 16-S, 17-P, 18-T, 19-Q, 20-U, 21-N.
5. 1. A burglar had broken into a house late at night, in total
darkness.
2. He stopped and listened for a while and heard nothing.
3. He began to look for the room with all the «goodies».
4. He could faintly understand the words.
5. This made the burglar just freeze.
6. The burglar resumed his search.
7. The burglar was equally curious and scared.
6. burglars